Monday, March 3, 2008

Breeding like bunnies

In any country, all over the world, every life, no matter how small, is considered sacred and holy. This leads me to the conclusion that condoms and other methods of prevention and tools of the devil.
How else can you explain the population explosion?!

If you really think its not such a major issue, I would advise you to take the 523 anytime of the day and you too would end up agreeing with me.

Normally, I am a peace loving man but such state of affairs lead me to reasonably agree with the theory of genocide.

After, every second baby, any additional birth will mean removal of one family member, over the age of consensual sex (16) to be forced to take residence up in the ocean. Whether they can live there or not is their problem.

After driving for an hour to get to a place where you could have walked to in fifteen minutes, I’m sure you would concur with me. And as for siblings, we may all agree that ONE is more than enough.

The way people go at it, I would like them to know that not now or ever is sex going to be included as a sport in the Olympics.

Since I have this opportunity, I beg of all my friends and relatives to refrain from making me a monkey’s uncle.

As parting advice to all careless procreators it would be wise for you to remember what happened to the cute precious lovable rabbits when their population got out of control.

I do love rabbit stew.

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